hotel room ftw
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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