I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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