apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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