i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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