all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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