Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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