worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i used baking grease as lip gloss
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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