I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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