There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
it's great music for shaving your balls
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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