I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she pinky promised me she was 18
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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