So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He? As in you personified your dick?
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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