question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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