I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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