Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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