I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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