Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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