whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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