You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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