just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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