don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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