mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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