did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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