When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I can't turn off my feet"
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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