Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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