I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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