Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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