Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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