You're so nebulous sometimes
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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