put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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