Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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