do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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