I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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