we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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