i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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