She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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