She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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