you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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