I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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