A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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