Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
