we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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