Your tits are I can't wait for
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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