so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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