My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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