yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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