This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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