Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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