Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We have started to decorate penises.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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