Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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