Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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